(To the tune of "Back in the USSR" - with thanks to Carl Shusterman)

BACK IN THE USA

Been away so long I hardly knew the place
Gee I hope they let me in
Can't wait till tomorrow to unpack my case
Start my laptop and dial in
I'm back in the USA
You're really lucky today, boy
Back in the USA

Well, the Indian techs really knock me out,
They leave the West behind,
If Mr. Smith wants to kick us out,
Who can the high-techs find?

Show me what your high tech start-up's all about
Take me to your daddy's firm
Let me show my C++ skills ringing out
Watch all competition squirm
I'm back in the USA
You're really lucky today, boys
Back in the USA